I’m home and I’m ecstatic. It’s so tiny you wouldn’t believe it.
Unboxing has been done to death (mostly by people who looked half-dead themselves), so here is something else:

1. Pearl-White Asus EEE 701 4GB
2. Nintendo Wii
3. Nintendo Wiimote
4. Peter Jensen Shoes
5. Original Black PSP
6. DVD Case (‘The Mirror’)
7. Penguin Classic (‘Lolita’)
8. Panama Hat
9. iPod 160GB Classic Silver
10. Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure
11. Oral-B Electric Toothbrush
12. Old Yellow Typewriter
13. CD Case (‘OK Computer’)
14. iBook G4 12″
15. Large Linux Penguin Plushie
16. A Bottle of Jolt Cola
17. Perfume
18. Gameboy Micro
19. Didgeridoo
20. A Piece of Standard Fruit
21. Hacker Deluxe Edition: An SJ Game
22. WD External HDD

I am playing with Xandros Linux right now, but will install Ubuntu later today. So keep a look out for more updates.